I have decided that PAPER MACHE BRAIN will be going into the used book business. We ask that you donate us books and we'll sell them for a little more than they're actually worth.

PRICE LIST

USED BOOKS - $10
USED BOOKS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN READ MUCH - $20
USED BOOKS THAT NOBODY LIKES - $42.99
USED BOOKS THAT HAVE BEEN READ 12 TIMES - $50
USED BOOKS WITH STAINS - $5
USED BOOKS WITH INTACT FOOD REMNANTS - $80
USED BOOKS WITH NO PAGES - A BOY'$ LIFE
USED BOOKS WITH PAGES - WI$E CHOICE
USED BOOKS DON'T MATTER PAGE$ DO
USED BOOKS WILL GET FOOLI$H PEOPLE KILLED

CHOOSE YOUR SELECTION WISELY

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Bad call

I can't believe this! All I wanted was to run a good business!

I guess Paper Mache and Brains turned out to be a bad idea. I can't afford the rent in the shop, due to lack of business. On top of that, the neighboring shops are complaining about the smell.

I told them, "It's paper mache, it's not supposed to smell good!" Turns out it was the smell of rotting flesh due to poor storage that got their panties in a wad.

I still like the name PAPER MACHE BRAIN. Maybe I should work on something else. Hmmmm....

Welcome to Paper Mache Brain!

The #1 site for all your paper mache and brain needs! So you have an art project due, AND an upcoming report on brain dissection? Let us find you the right ingredients AND the perfect organ!

I'm still working on getting the business license, but fear not! Things will be hunky-dory 'fore ya know it!

And remember,

If it stinks AND it thinks,

IT'S PAPER MACHE BRAIN!